Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
True strength comes from lack of pants
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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