Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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