its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Randomize
