It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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