Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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