Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I pour the whiskey from now on
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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