Swine flu. Run for my life!
I want to walk on stilts...naked
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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