Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
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Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
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He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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