but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
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I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
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Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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