dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
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yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
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She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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