we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Bring me that man meat
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
Randomize
