I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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