it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
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I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
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You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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