I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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