Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
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