We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
thus making me awesome and them whores
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so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
you told grandpa to call you daddy
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Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
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