4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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