Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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