How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
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dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
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The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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