Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
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ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
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Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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