I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
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They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
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YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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