Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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