NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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