"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
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I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
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He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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