I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
there is glitter all over my balls
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