did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
nutella sex= disaster
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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