five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
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thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
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Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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