I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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