New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I want her autograph on my taint
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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