bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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