I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
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Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
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I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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