all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
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That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
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I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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