When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
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Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
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You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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