my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
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This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
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why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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