Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
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well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
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Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
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