Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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