we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
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Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
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hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
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