you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
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Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
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Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
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