i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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