"it" just moved
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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