I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
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y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
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I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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