the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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