tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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