I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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