On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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