Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
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just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
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Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
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