Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
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I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
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You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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