Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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