Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
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i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
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I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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