I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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