some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
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Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
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Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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