he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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