Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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