drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
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You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
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My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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