I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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