i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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