is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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