We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
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is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
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Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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