why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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