he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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