yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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