She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
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Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
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Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
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